So this was a fun one to right.
"An Inconsequential Mormon Bar Mitzvah"
Recycled babies caught up under my car
make for slow going
down over to the liquor store.
A forty for me good sir
and another for my daughter
She's turning twelve today
so the occasion must be marked.
Marked all over my bathroom floor
Vomit spewing everywhere
A wife's scream asking why on earth
The couch is lumpy
and smells a bit like retch
The television tells me flatter abs
and tighter toosh in just six weeks
I order one for my sleeping wife
just to cheer her up
I notice she's been chubbing up a bit
She'll appreciate the thought
At work the next day
My boss says my performance has been slipping
Those vodka breaks must not be helping
On the bus home
a godless hobo wet-willied a small child
Oh those godless hobos
Ex-hippies
Failed yuppies
Fat guppies
Waiting to die
I was sitting outside Japanese waiting for class, and there was a recycling thing across from me and it all floated out from there.
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