I did something today that I hadn't done in a long time. It was poetic. It was inspiring. It was on the edge of all that a person can hold to be dear and true and right in this world:
I took a nap.
Okay, so now you think that I'm probably exaggerating. Not so! This nap was incredible. I've never had it so good. It was only a couple hours long, maybe 4 or 5, but it was just so damn good. Of course when I woke up, it was nearing 1800, and everyone had pretty much left. So now I'm alone in the house with Mel and Preston, which means I'm upstairs in my room. I would say I don't want to go downstairs because I might hear them having sex, but Preston was in a robe so they probably already did that. Silly kids with their silly sexual intercourse.
I think my plans will include a few cans of Pepsi from my mini-fridge (mini-fridge: Yay!), some chips (Cheddar and Sour Cream), and my mistress (the internet). We're going to spend a quiet night alone together, just me and my lady friend. No, I don't think she's a whore. Hey, our love is pure. You don't understand what we have together. You're just trying to drive us apart. Well, it is not going work. Come on, Internet, let's go pick up Pepsi.
...bastards
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