Friday, December 23, 2005

Revelation

I realized something today. When people say "Happy Holidays," they aren't talking about a multiple number of holidays. No no, my good sirs and madams. They are talking about Christmas. Just Christmas. See, there are two Christmases celebrated concurrently. There's the Rudolf and Frosty Christmas as well as the Jesus and the virgin birth Christmas. They are two separate holidays celebrated on the same day. I could really do without either.

So, I'll wrap this up by saying: A Happy Agnostica to all and to all a logical argument.

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